Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Can't Sit Here

A few days ago, my sidekick Caseface and I went to the movies and were in our glory when we entered an empty theater. Thought it may mean the movie stunk, we had the whole room to ourselves. No whispering, no hiding our cell phones while we texted, no climbing over people for the bathroom. Just Caseface and Jackattack in the movie theater.

Until a group of about three people came in. And though they had the whole entire theater to choose from, they sat right behind us, kicking our chairs as they got comfortable.

Why does this happen? Doesn't anyone remember the Seinfeld episode about spacing in movie theaters? I prefer my space. I want my space. So, next time, spread out in the movie theater.

Oh, and the people behind us laughed at all the stupid parts.

-J

1 comment:

  1. Jackattack, you forgot to mention that they were Cornell students who made a big fuss at the Cornell reference in the movie.

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