"Doo You Know?"

I don't think there's anything I love more than a good poop joke, except maybe an interesting fact about poop (I also enjoy saying and writing poop).

One of my friends bought me a poop calendar, the kind that you rip each day off as you go, that has a fun little fact about poop for every day. Every morning I wake up, go over to my poop calendar and rip off a page. Get it, rip? Like...fart.

Yesterday's "Doo You Know?" was entitled Life's Work and it read:

The average lifetime production of poo: five tons. 150 grams of stool per day x 365 days per year x 80 years = 4380 kilograms (9656 lbs.) of stool. A vegetarian diet can produce fifteen to twenty tons over a lifetime.

Thank you for providing me with daily entertainment, poop calendar.

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