So my friend discovered the most ridiculous drink of all time: bacon flavored vodka. The brand name? BAKON.
Now, since it's summer and we literally have nothing better to do we sat around my friends house and discussed the reasons why they created bacon flavored vodka.
1. Have you ever been hungry but wanted to get drunk at the same time?
2. Want to keep Kosher but still get the itch for a bite of bacon?
3. Want your throw up to smell even more disgusting after a long night of drinking?
Solution: Bacon flavored vodka
Unfortunately, BAKON is only available in four states, one of which is Oregon. On the plus side, I have two friends that live in Oregon so I forced both of them to make it their life missions to bring BAKON to Ithaca. It should be a wild adventure.
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